+ 366508 Notes

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

Aug 27 @ 2:50 PM
+ 316930 Notes
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
by anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

I think you mean ‘18 and 35’

(via jimtheviking)
Aug 27 @ 2:49 PM
+ 259984 Notes

obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS

Aug 27 @ 2:48 PM
+ 14671 Notes

definegirlfriends:

[listens to music] hey that was a fic title

Aug 21 @ 11:58 AM
+ 175732 Notes

Pink sand on Ellafonisi Beach, Crete, Greece. Pink sand is formed of tiny red organisms that grow on dead coral reefs and pieces of shells which fall to the ocean floor and are washed onto shore.

Photo credit: Jan-Erik Larsson

+ 93014 Notes

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

Aug 21 @ 11:27 AM
+ 416967 Notes

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

Aug 21 @ 5:06 AM
+ 232314 Notes

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

Aug 21 @ 5:05 AM
+ 651 Notes
Aug 16 @ 5:12 PM
+ 434300 Notes

iwantthecas:

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

Lol

Aug 16 @ 4:00 PM
LLMNS